Copyright© 2011 by Lazlo Zalezac
"We have a report of an individual attempting to open a pickle plant."
"What's the problem?"
"His application for necessary zoning changes to build the factory was turned down by the city."
"Great. Why are you telling me this?"
"He showed up with a team of lawyers. They scared the crap out of the city council, who then reversed themselves and approved the zoning change."
"Get a lawyer there to stop him on the next step in the approval process."
Edited By TeNderLoin